What my mascot would be

Since I was raised in Jacksonville Florida, I’d make our new team mascot would be a guy in a big ole gun costume! No matter how ferocious the other teams animal mascot is, a gun can always take it down. Especially in Jacksonville FL, where even in a subtropical climate, guns are out more than the sun.

Every halftime and quarter of the game, the gun will load itself up and shoot a T shirt into the audience then it will do a quick choreographed scene with the paramedics where it puts on a cop costume and shoots an injured player with confetti bullets (the happiest of bullets!) and the medics retrieve the body and sashay off the field with a gurney

Team color will be turquoise , bc our gun violence always comes out of the blue.